I decided to drive to Dallas...3 hours from where I live to spend the weekend with my homegirl amber and her husband omar (i didn't know newly weds would be so disgustingly cakerish; more on that later.) I would've taken pictures while i was driving but...it was raining hard as teenage dick dry humping to Chris Brown's Poppin. So I arrived to realize that they live in what is known as White Dallas. I got in late thursday night and took a trip to this infamous place called wat-a-burger...
Overrated...I mean I hate eating red meat and am only eating it at all because my doctor has ordered me to because of my sever iron deficiency. Actually come tomorrow im back to strictly fish and fowl...Whew. Anyway we had a slumber party watching random tv and I began to start having problems due to my allergies to dogs (which they had two of). I figured I'd be ok in the morning and just tried to sleep it off...
WRENG...WRENG (c) Charlie MurphyDamn those dogs...this is how i woke up on my birthday
I know right...I shoulda prolly went to the ER or somethin...nah I just hollered at the Benadryl
See...im lookin better already!...kinda. But whatever its my birthday the show must go on. So yea i laid out my clothes. I have this birthday tradition where i buy all new clothes...like everything i wear on my birthday has not been previously worn...its like im born again or some shit.
What we have here ladies and gents is the following...(yea my name is charity so i figured id put yall up on game)-nubian haritage soap and lotion
-neutrogena visibly even face wash and spf 15 lotion
-crest baking soda + whitening toothpaste
-victorias secret secret embrace bra (38-dd)
-ck microfiber bikinis
-fruit of the loom A-tee
-hanes ankle socks
-true religion joey big T jeans
-tee-shirt from goliath sneaker joint in harlem (stand up)
-nike sb milk blazers
-complete technique cassette chain
All packed neatly in one of my gifts...
AFter getting myself super fresh i had to go get my wig tightened up...but i was met downstairs by the one of the culprits responsible for my swolen-ness. I couldn't be mad at him...he was sooooooo cute
How can you be mad at a dog so cute...named cocoa...who likes louie as much as me?... i cant. Anyhow...on to the hair done.
U know how it is when you get your hair done...it takes time
My face was still swollen but...oh well. But im satisfied with the finished product...until that bitch charged me twice as much i would've paid somewhere else...but i had to pay her. Then after that i was looking for some food and I found a philly cheesesteak place...IN DALLAS...so i had to see wat that was about.
So I'm lookin around checkin the scene...
looks pretty...Philly Cheese Steak-esque ya know with the whole feel of the place EXCEPT...Penn State IS NOT IN PHILLY. But...we know Texas people arent that bright so i give em credit for trying. But the food was good.
Ummmmm...then i caught the itis...so i changed clothes and looked at the finished product of my hair.
Its aiight i guess...at least the swelling is gone from my face!...Then I laid down and watched living single and waited for my friend to get home so we could go shopping (this is pre-pedicure).
So there was no relapse...the culprits were contained
Then amber came home and we went to go spend some money...legal money spends so nicely
She suggested we go to this place that sells "mexican snowcones"...yes...theyre different than regular snowcones apparently
I didn't know that she was tricking me to go with her to the tmobile shop while she got a new phone. Seeing how tmobile isn't ass good as sprint, so it took like 2 hours...
thats my "tired of waiting" face. But finally things worked out and we went...SHOPPING. Dallas has this mall called the galleria; and its pretty dope...kinda shittin on any mall ive ever been in
are those palm trees in the mall...yes yes they are
is that a skating rink in the mall..yes...yes it it...but my destination was fixed from the beginning
you know it...for my 24th birthday im getting my first purse EVER...and where better to go
Amber's husband omar decided to join us...so you get to see the worlds most cakin-est couple.
So yea after all the looking...i made my purchase and then we went to grab some quick sushi...yea sushi in the mall....if you know me; you know i love it
On our way out of the mall we got to witness a man gettin caught for shoplifting...it was great! The justice system works...
Then we went to home and chilled before dinner...but we had to stop for gas and i saw a couple wonderful things.
look at all those now-and-laters...my greatest dreams come true...and now for the real treat
King Jofri Jo...straight from Zamunda!...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!Anyway we went home to chill for a second before going to dinner, so i got a chance to check my facebook and myspace for the birthday love
..since it was my birthday I needed to go somewhere special. so whered i go?
Ya know...the japanese steakhouse where they do tricks as they make your food in front of you
I would have video and more pictures...but there are some things that are better when you keep em to yourself. So yea they sange me happy birthday and i got a nice souvenir polaroid to take with me (that i can't find). And then we decided to take some pictures outside the resturant.
me and amber...we go waaaaaaaaay back...
the newlyweds...who have actually ben together for like 10 years hahaha
oooooooooooooo i caught em cakin...tsk tsk tsk for PDA
then they decided to get their model pose on...oh the beautiful people...So yea, we went home and then they did the married thing where they go to sleep early so i retired to my quarters (they have a guest room)
took a look at my latest purchase...haters...do ya thing...but real recognize ya dig
yea...that shit is nice...it looks bigger than it is...trust me its a purse! But anyway, then i undressed.
took a shower and went back down stairs i took one last check at the ppc for more bday love
thanks yall...And then i watched some good old 90s sitcoms
And then i took my ass to bed...
24 will be a glorious year
